Trump Offers Suffering Americans a Doctor Who Warns of Sex with Demons and Witches

From the Washington Post:

According to the Mayo Clinic, endometriosis is “an often painful disorder in which tissue similar to the tissue that normally lines the inside of [the] uterus — the endometrium — grows outside [the] uterus.”  

Not so, says Stella Immanuel, a Houston pediatrician and spiritual leader of Fire Power Ministries, a pronouncedly non-orthodox church. Endometriosis and other potentially dangerous gynecological conditions are the residue of sexual intercourse with demons and witches, Immanuel teaches. These demons, known as “spirit husbands” and “spirit wives” (you might prefer their pet names: Incubus and Succubus) once walked the Earth in physical form. After they drowned in Noah’s flood, however, they carried on only in non-corporeal form. They visit humans in sexy dreams, which aren’t dreams after all but spirit spouses making a booty call. The demons are responsible not only for diseases of the female reproductive system but also for male impotence, most financial troubles, marital discord and spiritual malaise.

This is not Immanuel’s only diversion from the medical mainstream….. 

The whole article (linked above) is excellent, btw.

I don’t bring us as just another vector from which to criticize the lying fool in the White House, but as an opportunity to warn against knocking sex with demons and witches before you’ve tried it.  In fact, one night back in college, I had a few brewskies and headed downtown ……  🙂

Seriously, you can’t make this s*** up.

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