Using Large Amounts of Electricity to Make Microscopically Small Amount of Compost

Here’s a nifty new appliance for the scientifically/environmentally impaired.  Just separate out the vegetables from the rest of your kitchen garbage, put the veggies into the container, plug it in, and go!  Three hours and 1.2 kWhrs of electricity-turned-into-heat later, you have a small amount of powder residue that you can use as low-grade plant fertilizer.

Anyone who thinks this is a good idea is too stupid to have a driver’s license.