Potty-Training and Political Indoctrination Go SOOO Well Together

Young minds are impressionable, and, of course, they’re less capable of understanding nuance than those of adults.

That’s the beauty of this free offer, a set of materials that teaches our kids that the United States, the only developed country on Earth that doesn’t offer its citizens universal healthcare, is headed in the way of the USSR under Stalin, Cuba under Castro, or Venezuela under Maduro–unless this catastrophe can be prevented by Donald Trump, working in concert with the Christian extremists.

Get ’em when they’re young–certainly before they are able to think for themselves.