From Andy Borowitz: Trump Suggests Putin Just Claim He Won
I’ve often expressed my exasperation that no one on Earth can write political comedy that comes anywhere close to that of Andy Borowitz. Everyone knows that:
“He needs to get on TV and say that he’s the winner,” Trump said. “He should say that he had a victory in Ukraine like you wouldn’t believe.”
Trump said that the Russian President should hold rallies across the country to tell his supporters that he won but that his victory had been stolen from him.