Saying Goodbye to Texas

The ultra-conservative politics of Texas are playing well in mainstream America.

The bans on abortion and “controversial” books, the mania for assault rifles, and now, their rallying around the Big Lie and impeding a just resolution to the insurrection has these people threatening to secede from the union.

If it weren’t for the profound logistical consequences, and the fact that everyone loves Austin, most Americans would say, “Don’t let the door hit you in the ass. Please feel free to take the Deep South with you.”

We’d be thrilled to cut ourselves loose from this moral hellhole.