Why Is It Disloyal to Side with Russia? Ooh! Ooh! Call on Me!

I’ll “wait a second,” then mention that Russia is:

• An avowed enemy of the U.S., with nuclear weapons aimed at each one of our population centers

• A brutal dictatorship, imprisoning and torturing its dissenters

• Waging an aggressive war

• Attacking a democracy

• Torturing and executing innocent people, including women and children

If you can’t figure this out, that’s precisely why you’re watching Fox News to begin with.