When It Comes to Assault Rifles, America Can Do the Right Thing

This is cute.  America can ban military-style semiautomatic weapons.

The issue here lies in the word “can.”  Yes, Republicans can act honorably and bravely, just like I can get into incredible condition and start running half-marathons, meaning that there are no external forces preventing me.  The problem is that I do not have the faintest inclination to do that.