The Mood Actually IS Lightening

Let’s be honest: there is something richly rewarding, and, I guess, amusing to boot, about seeing these arch-criminals come to justice.

Of course, in the world of legal trophy hunting, there’s a huge beast we haven’t yet bagged, but we’re on the scent.  Hint: It weighs in the neighborhood of 300 pounds, not too bright, slippery, dangerous when cornered, with distinctively orange fur.  Often seen with a red rope around his neck.   Shouldn’t be too hard to capture.