The Borowitz Report

From The Borowitz Report: According to a new poll, Sarah Palin’s ability to articulate her positions on issues with precision and restraint is sorely lacking among other entrants in the G.O.P. race.

I honestly don’t know how this guy does it.  We all have access to the same information on a minute-to-minutes basis.  None of us has forgotten Sarah Palin.  But only Andy Borowitz can reach back and connect a seemingly unrelated item to a piece of breaking news in such an utterly hilarious fashion.  The guy is a magician.