BTW, Where’s That Republican Healthcare Plan?

In my best Trump impersonation:

Who knew healthcare was so complicated? But we have a plan, a very big plan.  There are several plans, actually. The very best plans you can imagine. All your pre-existing conditions will be covered, and at a fraction of the price of Obamacare. We’ll have this whole thing rolled by Christmas.

It’s OK to say “Christmas” now. You can thank me for that, by the way.