Andy Borowitz: “(Texas Governor Greg Abbott) Considering Other Measures to Prevent People from Ever Setting Foot in Texas”
Borowitz continues: “Just spitballing here, but what if we mandated that every visitor got bitten by a dog or poked with a stick?” he said.
Just brilliant.
But seriously, what’s the benefit of being utterly reviled? Having entertainers canceling concerts? Having tourists making other plans?
I would need one hell of a good reason to go to Texas at this point, and I know I’m not alone.
