My wife often asks me, “How can any woman vote for Trump?” I have no good answer, other than some morons still believe that Trump alone can make America great again, that he can close the border, and stop the …
Tag: Roe-v-Wade
Did the Supreme Court Justices Lie Under Oath?
I’d love to say otherwise, but I don’t think this is going to work. These are profoundly unethical people, but proving that they committed perjury isn’t possible. Imagine that you wanted to overturn Roe, and someone asked you your beliefs …
Andy Borowitz: Kavanaugh Asks If Anyone Has Seen Briefcase He Accidentally Left at Bar Last Week
Borowitz adds: The jurist said that, after work last Friday, he dropped into a bar near the Supreme Court “to have a few pops,” and inadvertently forgot to take his briefcase when he left. Here again, everyone on Earth has …
